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		<title>New Year&#8217;s Resolutions</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 22:54:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, great. It’s that time of the year again. You know…resolution time. Usually, I don’t even bother. By the time January 2nd or 3rd rolls around, most of my resolutions have gone the way of the Dodo. But this year I’m going to try something a little different. This year I’m going to make some [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=1079&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Candy Cane</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:39:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mints]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you know what I have absolutely no use for? Candy canes. Oh, I know that’s rather Grinch-like of me, but a co-worker gave me one this morning, and, as thoughtful as it was, I have no idea what to do with it. I mean, it’s a perfectly nice candy cane, as candy canes go…a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=1074&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Might As Well Face It, I&#8217;m Addicted To FarmVille</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/12/06/might-as-well-face-it-im-addicted-to-farmville/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 21:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi. My name is Kimberly and I’m an addict. I’m not addicted to drugs or alcohol, nor am I addicted to gambling or even shopping. I’m addicted to FarmVille. Yes, FarmVille, that ridiculously time-consuming Facebook application that’s taken over my life. At first it was just a couple of crops here and there, and then [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=1069&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Lucy, You Got Some &#8216;Splainin&#8217; To Do!</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/11/11/lucy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why does my housekeeper think that spraying everything with different flavored cleaners truly CLEANS anything? It’s not ACID. If it were, it’d destroy the bottle it came in. Personally, I think she thinks the “scrubbing bubbles” are real and apply to all cleaning products (even Windex). She doesn’t seem to think any real physical labor [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=1058&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sequels, Prequels and Threequels&#8230;Oh My!</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/08/31/sequels-prequels-and-threequels-oh-my/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:54:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you get the memo? I didn’t. Those kooky big time movie producers have changed the rules when it comes to sequels. In particular, the standard “2” (or the more fancypants “II”), are no longer good enough. Nope. It is now customary to slap the word “The” at the beginning of the title, therefore indicating [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=957&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Evan Rachel Wood(en) Is NOT Sophie-Anne Leclerq</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/08/31/evan-rachel-wooden-is-not-sophie-anne-leclerq/</link>
		<comments>http://kimopolis.com/2009/08/31/evan-rachel-wooden-is-not-sophie-anne-leclerq/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 08:08:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NOTE: If you don’t watch True Blood, don’t even bother reading this. It won’t make any sense, and you’ll probably just think I’m a bitch (if you don’t already). Secondly, start watching True Blood. Oh, and read Charlaine Harris’ Sookie Stackhouse series while you’re at it. Go on, now. Scoot. Three words: Evan. Rachel. Wood(en). [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=953&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Ricker</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/08/19/the-ricker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 09:06:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, so apparently the guy in the condo below is doing some late night remodeling. Said dude came up to me yesterday in the garage, as I was returning from a very full day (no, really) and asked me, quite pointedly, whose car was parked in his space. He immediately reminded me of Hardy Jenns, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=939&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter To Katie Holmes</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/07/24/an-open-letter-to-katie-holmes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 20:51:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Katie, Katie, Katie. Girl, what were you thinking? I don’t know what those Scientologists have been feeding you, but honey, you can neither sing, nor dance. I know that’s, like, super harsh, and it probably stings like a bitch, but there’s no easy way to say it. I don’t blame you. I know who the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=875&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Where Is Will Shortz When You Need Him?</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/07/23/where-is-will-shortz-when-you-need-him/</link>
		<comments>http://kimopolis.com/2009/07/23/where-is-will-shortz-when-you-need-him/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:05:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Merl Reagle is an ass. Who is Merl Reagle you ask? He is the asshat who has taken over the Sunday Times crossword puzzle. Ever since I started doing the Sunday Times crossword puzzle, when I had to use a chisel and hammer to write the answers in the boxes (it REALLY sucked when you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=870&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Kill Bill: Vol. 3?</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/06/06/kill-bill-vol-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 23:03:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NOTE: The following is not intended to disrespect the dead. My heart goes out to those who lost someone they loved and with that my deepest sympathies. However, humor is the way I deal with unpleasant things, and that’s probably part of the reason you’re reading this now. Is it not? So, no offense intended [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=695&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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