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		<title>Forever Rizzo</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2010/01/07/forever-rizzo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:40:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Facebook quizzes can be more than just a pointless waste of time. No, really. They can. Personally, I’d thought I’d taken all the interesting and applicable FB quizzes available, but yesterday the “Which Grease Character Are You?” popped up in my Live News Feed (btw, HATE that) after a couple of friends had taken the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=1091&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>New Year&#8217;s Resolutions</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 22:54:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, great. It’s that time of the year again. You know…resolution time. Usually, I don’t even bother. By the time January 2nd or 3rd rolls around, most of my resolutions have gone the way of the Dodo. But this year I’m going to try something a little different. This year I’m going to make some [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=1079&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Candy Cane</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/12/15/the-candy-cane/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:39:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Candy Canes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you know what I have absolutely no use for? Candy canes. Oh, I know that’s rather Grinch-like of me, but a co-worker gave me one this morning, and, as thoughtful as it was, I have no idea what to do with it. I mean, it’s a perfectly nice candy cane, as candy canes go…a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=1074&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Might As Well Face It, I&#8217;m Addicted To FarmVille</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/12/06/might-as-well-face-it-im-addicted-to-farmville/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 21:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi. My name is Kimberly and I’m an addict. I’m not addicted to drugs or alcohol, nor am I addicted to gambling or even shopping. I’m addicted to FarmVille. Yes, FarmVille, that ridiculously time-consuming Facebook application that’s taken over my life. At first it was just a couple of crops here and there, and then [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=1069&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Taking the Plunge</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/11/12/taking-the-plunge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:48:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am not a patient person (although, oddly enough, I am a HUGE procrastinator…go figure). So when I don’t see immediate results, I can get a little irritated. Such was the case last night when, for no apparent reason, my toilet clogged. Now, bear in mind, my commode is over 30 years old, so it’s [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=1062&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Lucy, You Got Some &#8216;Splainin&#8217; To Do!</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/11/11/lucy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kimopolis.com/?p=1058</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Why does my housekeeper think that spraying everything with different flavored cleaners truly CLEANS anything? It’s not ACID. If it were, it’d destroy the bottle it came in. Personally, I think she thinks the “scrubbing bubbles” are real and apply to all cleaning products (even Windex). She doesn’t seem to think any real physical labor [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=1058&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Too</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/10/07/tucker-max/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s been a couple of years since I read I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by the infamous cad Tucker Max, but I still remember it as being one of the funniest books I’ve ever read. For those of you who don’t have any idea who I’m talking about, allow me to fill you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=1018&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid Cupid</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/10/03/stupid-cupid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 02:46:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because I am a glutton for punishment, I’ve signed up at OkCupid.com to subject myself to completely unsubstantiated criticism by a whole host of men I’ll probably never meet. I know, I know. I’ve tried the whole internet dating thing before, and it didn’t end well (see: Worst. Date. Ever.). So, what makes me think [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=1009&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Money Makes the World Go Around</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/09/26/money-makes-the-world-go-around/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 00:36:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kimopolis.com/?p=1003</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As much as some people may claim to abhor social networks and deem them the end of civilization and precursor to the apocalypse, sometimes they can be a useful forum in which to discuss relevant topics such as politics, environmental issues, and (not surprisingly) social affairs. True, the majority the time I spend on Facebook [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=1003&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My Mom</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/09/22/my-mom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 22:57:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To celebrate turning 39 for the 27th time (you do the math), today’s post is dedicated to the one woman who can proudly (cough) call me her daughter, my mom (everybody say, “aw”). Yes, I’ve decided to share all the wonderful ways my mom is super special with you, my audience (which I am pretty [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=999&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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