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		<title>I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Too</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s been a couple of years since I read I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by the infamous cad Tucker Max, but I still remember it as being one of the funniest books I’ve ever read. For those of you who don’t have any idea who I’m talking about, allow me to fill you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=1018&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Raisins Ruin Everything</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 06:09:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why is it that everything that has cinnamon in it ALWAYS has raisins in it too? Is there some unwritten epicurean law that I am unaware of that mandates the coupling of these two ingredients? For once, I’d like to bite into a cinnamon roll and NOT have my unsuspecting taste buds assaulted by withered [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=985&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Water, Water Everywhere&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 03:13:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, yesterday evening, I was walking down the hallway to my bedroom when I heard a curious sound. With my supersonic aural tracking system (Jaime Sommers ain’t got nothing on me), I suspected the odd noise was emanating from my bathroom. Like anything unusual coming from the bathroom, be it sound or scent or sight, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=969&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Kimology</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/06/25/kimology/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 02:31:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Editor&#8217;s Note: This is a Facebook meme sent to me by my friend, Maggie. It was rather enlightening, so I decided to share it with all of you. I hope you enjoy it. ***********FOODOLOGY*************** 1. What is your salad dressing of choice? Blue cheese with extra blue cheese crumbles. 2. What is your favorite sit-down [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=779&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>SQUIRREL!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:31:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I’m having a perfectly nice conversation with my mom, when she suddenly has a “SQUIRREL!” Moment. It went a little something like this: “Blah, blah, blah, money, blah, blah, blah, dinner, blah, blah, blah, computer…OH!” she exclaimed in mid-ramble. “I could go play my GAME!”[1] “Wow,” I replied. “That was a like a senior [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=772&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Well, Ain&#8217;t That Something?</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/06/07/well-aint-that-something/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:44:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every day I find completely useless, yet amusing, information[1] on the internet. This is mainly due to the fact that I have no job, and really have nothing else to do. That’s not to say, if I had a job, I wouldn’t be doing the same exact thing except interspersed with my contractual obligations. I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=704&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Stalker? I Barely Know Her!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 02:22:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a bona fide stalker. Sure, he&#8217;s a septuagenarian, but that doesn&#8217;t make him any less intimidating. Night or day. Summer or winter. Rain or shine. He is there. I see him whenever I leave the house on foot, which is frequently because it would be ridiculous to drive. I only live about a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=229&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Because I Said So</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/01/02/because-i-said-so/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 02:19:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the record, I LOVE my family. We spend every major holiday together, and we always have a blast. Keeping that in mind, it is with love that I share these events with you. My mom is a typical middle child. And, even though they are both senior citizens now, she and her older sister, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=221&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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