I’m totally making this up because nobody has asked me ANY questions yet, much less any FREQUENTLY asked questions. Basically, this is what I imagine those who are reading this blog might want to know. So, here it goes.

Who are you?

Nobody special, really. I am a 38-year-old female who lives in Southern California. More specifically, I live in a suburb of Los Angeles. I am single. I don’t have any children, nor do I have any pets. However, both animals and children seem to like me. I do have a Masters Degree in Education, but I am currently unemployed. I am not religiously affiliated. The most expensive thing I own is probably my car, and it’s a 1999 Honda CRV. I hope one day to meet the man of my dreams, but my standards are pretty high, so I am not holding my breath.

Why did you start a blog?

I had written a few notes and placed them on my Facebook page. Some of my friends thought they were funny, and that I should share them with a wider audience. So, I took those notes, slapped a silly title on them, and posted them here. Voila.

If someone gave you a billion dollars, what would you do?

I really hate stupid questions like this, but since I asked it, I suppose I should answer it. I would give it all to charity. No, I’m just kidding. Screw charity! I would buy my own private island someplace tropical, equip it with all the necessities, and then invite everyone I know to come over. Not very original, I know, but, really…who is going to give me a billion dollars? I don’t even know anyone who has a billion dollars, and I don’t play the lottery, so the chances are pretty slim that anyone is going to give me anything, except maybe a hereditary disorder.