Every day I find completely useless, yet amusing, information[1] on the internet. This is mainly due to the fact that I have no job, and really have nothing else to do. That’s not to say, if I had a job, I wouldn’t be doing the same exact thing except interspersed with my contractual obligations. I would. In fact, I don’t think I would even consider a job that didn’t include internet access. Huh. No wonder I’m not employed.

I’d like to take a moment here to remind you of the newly installed virtual “tip jar” at the upper right of this page marked “Donate.” As of today, no one has taken it upon themselves to be the first tipper. It is my belief that once one visitor leaves a gratuity, then everyone else will surely follow suit and the tips will start rolling in on a regular basis. As a little incentive, I’ve decided that the first person who leaves me a well-deserved tip will be featured in his or her very own blog post AND earn themselves a permanent spot on the READ ME home page as “My First Official Benefactor.” Don’t wait. Donate now!

ANYshamelessunemployedbeggar, I usually just share the interesting links I come across on my Facebook page, so my friends can have a good chuckle without having to do all that tedious web surfing.[2] Then, the other day I got to thinking[3] and I decided that I was doing a disservice to the loyal readers of my blog by not sharing these links with all of you. Sure, you could probably find all of these on your own, but then you would have the added bonus of my inimitable, witty commentary. So, as of this very moment, I have created a special area specifically designated for these internet gems called “Well, Ain’t That Something?”

What are you waiting for? Go there NOW!

---

[1] Crap.
[2] What can I say? I’m a giver.
[3] Which is never a good idea, and usually gets me into trouble.