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		<title>The Candy Cane</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/12/15/the-candy-cane/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:39:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you know what I have absolutely no use for? Candy canes. Oh, I know that’s rather Grinch-like of me, but a co-worker gave me one this morning, and, as thoughtful as it was, I have no idea what to do with it. I mean, it’s a perfectly nice candy cane, as candy canes go…a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=1074&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Too</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/10/07/tucker-max/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kimopolis.com/?p=1018</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s been a couple of years since I read I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by the infamous cad Tucker Max, but I still remember it as being one of the funniest books I’ve ever read. For those of you who don’t have any idea who I’m talking about, allow me to fill you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=1018&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Money Makes the World Go Around</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/09/26/money-makes-the-world-go-around/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 00:36:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kimopolis.com/?p=1003</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As much as some people may claim to abhor social networks and deem them the end of civilization and precursor to the apocalypse, sometimes they can be a useful forum in which to discuss relevant topics such as politics, environmental issues, and (not surprisingly) social affairs. True, the majority the time I spend on Facebook [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=1003&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Raisins Ruin Everything</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/09/11/raisins-ruin-everything/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 06:09:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why is it that everything that has cinnamon in it ALWAYS has raisins in it too? Is there some unwritten epicurean law that I am unaware of that mandates the coupling of these two ingredients? For once, I’d like to bite into a cinnamon roll and NOT have my unsuspecting taste buds assaulted by withered [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=985&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Evan Rachel Wood(en) Is NOT Sophie-Anne Leclerq</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/08/31/evan-rachel-wooden-is-not-sophie-anne-leclerq/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 08:08:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NOTE: If you don’t watch True Blood, don’t even bother reading this. It won’t make any sense, and you’ll probably just think I’m a bitch (if you don’t already). Secondly, start watching True Blood. Oh, and read Charlaine Harris’ Sookie Stackhouse series while you’re at it. Go on, now. Scoot. Three words: Evan. Rachel. Wood(en). [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=953&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What A Girl DOESN&#8217;T Want</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/08/04/what-a-girl-doesnt-want/</link>
		<comments>http://kimopolis.com/2009/08/04/what-a-girl-doesnt-want/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 01:03:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kimopolis.com/?p=924</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday’s post generated a TON of feedback. Thankfully, it was mostly positive. Some readers felt I was a little strict about a few of my “rules”, especially the one regarding a man’s availability. Not having any exes or children might be unfairly ruling out some perfectly good men. Others pointed out that I had neglected [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=924&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Where Is Will Shortz When You Need Him?</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/07/23/where-is-will-shortz-when-you-need-him/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:05:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Merl Reagle is an ass. Who is Merl Reagle you ask? He is the asshat who has taken over the Sunday Times crossword puzzle. Ever since I started doing the Sunday Times crossword puzzle, when I had to use a chisel and hammer to write the answers in the boxes (it REALLY sucked when you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=870&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Something&#8217;s Coming</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/07/05/somethings-coming/</link>
		<comments>http://kimopolis.com/2009/07/05/somethings-coming/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 23:29:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can you feel it? There’s a buzz in the air, and no, it’s not just your ears ringing from the fireworks last night*. Something’s coming, and it’s something good (if I can wait!). Ladies and gentlemen, it’s “Big Brother” season. Oh, I can hear you all now, “Christ, Kim…ANOTHER reality show? Don’t you have anything [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=818&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I See Dead People</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/07/02/i-see-dead-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:48:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since people are dropping dead left and right, now seems like as good as time as any to discuss death. More specifically, the after life. “A world of never ending happiness where you can always see the sun, day or night,” according his Royal Purple-ness, Prince.  I don’t know if I believe that particular notion [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=800&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Texas Chainsaw Mascara</title>
		<link>http://kimopolis.com/2009/06/10/the-texas-chainsaw-mascara/</link>
		<comments>http://kimopolis.com/2009/06/10/the-texas-chainsaw-mascara/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 01:17:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kimlno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A while back, I wrote a particularly pithy article[1] about eyebrow maintenance.[2] It was a popular post, but I didn’t think I’d be writing another piece on personal grooming so soon. But, here we are, a few months later, and I feel it is necessary to discuss[3] a disturbing new trend in world of eyelashes. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kimopolis.com&#038;blog=5532523&#038;post=729&#038;subd=kimlno&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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