The Future Housewives of New Jersey
Posted by kimlno on July 4, 2009
Although it may look like this was shot circa 1984, it was actually filmed in 1994. Jersey fashion takes a while to catch up to the rest of the world. Especially, when that particular era of fashion included big hair, giant hoop earrings, and, the always attractive, top-knot. Other interesting facts:
Everybody’s “got their nails done.”
New Jersey girls LOVE to fight.
In New Jersey, “true love” can be found on the boardwalk and it only takes somewhere between a split second and 3 hours.
Jersey public pay phones may be used as your own personal switchboard.
Lastly, a scrawny pre-teen Jersey chick (who looks a lot like the actress that played Eric Stoltz’s little sister in Some Kind Of Wonderful) can take on 5 attackers and emerge triumphant, AND, even if a GUN is pulled on her, can put a bitch in the hospital…who will later die from her injuries.
Meet the cast of the next season’s “The Real Housewives of New Jersey.” (No, not really.)
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