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THIS is Why They’re Called “Hair Bands”

Posted by kimlno on June 11, 2009

Oh. My. God. Kip Winger is such a BABE! Just look at his HAIR!

But, seriously, you have to watch this video if for no other reason than to see his signature move: the holding-his-guitar-at-an-awkward-angle-while-executing-a-360-degree-spin-whip-around. It truly is awe inspiring. Be sure to also keep an eye out for:

  • Number of twirls: 8 (2 of which are double spins, BONUS!)
  • Number of hair flicks: 17 (coincidence? I think not.)
  • Number of David Lee Roth high kicks: 4
  • Number of belly dances with his guitar: 1
  • Number of times Kip actually plays his guitar: 0
  • Cherry on top maneuver: a high kick into a twirl, landed on one knee and finished with a hair flick.

Conclusion? Kip is a much better dancer than he is a lead singer, and Winger isn’t so much a band, per say, as they are an advertisement for hair product.

Man, I miss the 80s.

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