The Kiss (aka What’s Another Word For Bitch?)
Posted by kimlno on December 23, 2008
Yes, I just typed “what’s another word for bitch” in my Google search box. And do you know why? Because my attempts at finding a synonym for “bitch” were unsuccessful. DUH. I don’t even remember why I wanted to use the word “bitch” but apparently, somewhere in the middle of writing a post about kissing, I needed to find a more creative word than “bitch.” It is two o’clock in the fucking morning, two days before Christmas, and I should be sleeping, or at the very least wrapping presents, but instead I am stabbing away at my keyboard in order to pontificate on the subtle nuances of the kiss. Believe me, I didn’t start out feeling bitter. Actually, I was in a really sappy holiday trance before this whole idea of defining the perfect kiss turned into a downward spiral straight to internet search engine hell.
I know I am not usually the lovey-dovey one around here, but lately I’ve been feeling like I need a really good kiss. Don’t laugh, even cynical bitches need a little love (yep, that’s the “bitch” I was referring to). It’s Christmas, for crying out loud, it’s the season of giving. I am in desperate need a toe-tingling, eyes-rolling-back-in-your-head, breath-taking, time-standing-still kiss. A kiss you can feel as it shoots down your spine and makes all the little hairs on the back of your neck stand at attention. You know, the kiss that virginal, prepubescent dreams are made of. The kind of kiss that is so perfect, so passionate, so extraordinary that you could die, right then and there, and not regret a single solitary thing. *BIG SIGH*
As I wait under the mistletoe, I leave you with this:
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